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The legendary Dick Van Dyke shines bright in a handful of classic Carol Burnett Show Skits. The iconic entertainer brought the laughs along with his co-stars in these hysterical sketches from one of the most beloved television shows of all time. Watch the clip to check out the laugh-out-loud, uproarious compilation of skits featuring Dick Van Dyke. Only a handful of entertainers become beloved across generations. Their talent and longevity are recognized and appreciated. But its their sweet, humble and caring natures that endear them to the masses. Carol Burnett and the late Betty White are two people in the entertainment field who immediately come to mind when thinking about beloved individuals. They are loved across generations and seem to be genuine people who dont take themselves too seriously. Another person who evokes the same feelings in people is Dick Van Dyke. He has appeared in iconic television and films throughout his illustrious career. Even in his late 90s, he still makes appearances here and there. But its his sweet, gentle personality that has endeared him to people. A clip posted on YouTube features Dick in several hilarious skits during guest appearances on The Carol Burnett Show. All the included sketches are memorable and will keep you laughing for the foreseeable future. In the first skit, Dick, Carol, Tim Conway, and Vicki Lawrence are in a skit in which they are performing a classical, highly choreographed dance that quickly goes off the rails. Its slapstick comedy at its finest, with everyone getting their fair share of punches and slaps to face. Next, Dick plays a socially awkward person who attempts to strike up a conversation with Carol. The only problem is that she has as much trouble in social situations as he does. The pair do not hit it off despite all their effort. Finally, Dick is at the airport saying his goodbyes to his family. But things turn awkward fast. It shows what happens when you say goodbye, but the people dont leave when expected. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Dick Van Dykes most hilarious and memorable moments on The Carol Burnett Show will have you gasping for air, struggling to catch your breath due to laughing so hard. These skits featuring the beloved actor are way too funny to miss. Check out this clip featuring the incomparable Dick Van Dyke. The Carol Burnett Show is one of the most iconic programs in television history. It produced seemingly an endless number of hysterical, memorable sketches. Even decades after it went off the air, the show continues to tickle people's funny bones everywhere. Of course, that is mainly due to its all-star cast, which consisted of Carol Burnett, Harvey Korman, Vicki Lawrence and Tim Conway. However, the show also welcomed guest stars, such as the legendary Dick Van Dyke. A clip posted on YouTube is a small compilation of just a few of the funniest moments of Dicks time on The Carol Burnett Show. The first sketch in the clip begins with Dick walking into the office of a utility company. He is irate and demands to know why his power has been disconnected immediately. Unfortunately for Dick, he encounters an entirely incompetent and clueless employee, played by Carol. Their back and forth gets more and more absurd until he learns that his power was turned off because hes dead. This is said even as hes standing and talking to the employees. Next up, Dick brings his massive pup to a dog obedience class. Things go from bad to worse as he struggles to maintain control of the animal. Its a losing but hilarious battle, for sure. Vicki and Tim bring their dogs to the class as well. In the third and final skit, Dick and Tim are window repair who try but fail miserably to fix a storefront windowanything they do results in broken glass but a lot of laughs. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Tim Conway brings the laughs as the oldest man trying to fix a clock in this classic skit from The Carol Burnett Show. The legendary comedian will have you rolling with laughter as he tries but miserably and hilariously fails to fix a grandfather clock. Check out the clip for the hysterical hijinks and antics. Aging is a natural process that happens to everyone. There is no avoiding getting older as time remains undefeated with a perfect, unblemished record. So, instead of acting as if its something we must ignore or try to cover up, why not accept it? Its going to happen regardless of what we do, right? In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim and Harvey Korman star in a hilariously funny skit in which Tims age provides all the laughs. Tim, once again, stars as his memorable and iconic Oldest Man character. This time, the Oldest Man works at a repair shop specializing in fixing clocks. The sketch starts with Tim entering the shop's front room. He dusts off the shops many clocks. Seconds later, Harvey enters the shop carrying a grandfather clock, which we later learn is a family heirloom. Harvey desperately needs it fixed because it is priceless because of its sentimental value to him and his family. Unfortunately, Harvey brought his priceless clock to the wrong guy! The hilarious interaction begins with Tim slowly creating a claim for Harvey. Tim informs Harvey that as the shop works on his clock, he can use one of theirs. Finally, after Tim hysterically struggles to get over the shops front desk, he reaches the broken clock to diagnose the problem. However, Tim creates many more problems than he fixes. With one move after another, Tim slowly destroys the valuable clock, sending the studio audience into fits of uncontrollable laughter and Harvey into a maddening rage. Job 12:12 Old men have wisdom, and a long life gives knowledge.

Hilarity ensues when Harvey Korman encounters Carol Burnett as a supermarket cashier. These two comedy legends bring the laughs in this classic skit from The Carol Burnett Show. Check out the clip that will have you laughing from beginning to end, and probably even long after the sketch is over. Grocery store shopping isnt the most fun and exciting task in the world. Pushing a cart up and down the aisles is no ones idea of a good or even enjoyable time. However, its a task that is of the utmost importance. Someone in the household must do it because everyone requires food and nourishment. People often want to get in and out of the grocery store as quickly as possible. While that may be the objective and the desire, it rarely, if ever, happens. Youll often encounter someone standing right in front of the needed food item. They never grab what they need and then get out of the way, either. They must first slowly read every ingredient as if theyve never seen butter or yogurt before. In a hilarious sketch posted on YouTube, Harvey Korman knows all too well how one slow, inconsiderate person in the grocery store can slow down progress for everyone else. In the skit, Harvey has just picked up a few items in the grocery store. He has a date waiting for him and wants to make his purchases and be on his way. Carol, as the cashier, makes that next to impossible. Carol throws up roadblocks at every step in the process, which inevitably prolongs Harveys time in the store. Eventually, by the end of the skit, Harvey runs out of patience with the incompetent cashier, and the entire store is laughing hysterically at him. Also, to add insult to injury, Harveys date leaves the store with another man. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Tim Conway goes bananas in a hysterical sketch that you cant miss. The comedic legend brings the laughs in an absurd, off-the-wall sketch that has him acting like a member of the animal community. Check out this classic and hilarious skit from The Carol Burnett Show. First impressions are a big deal. They are our first thoughts when meeting someone, and whether they are correct or not, they last for a while. Make a bad first impression, and it will take time to change those initial thoughts and feelings that quickly become cemented in someones mind. One situation in which making a good first impression is crucial is when attempting to earn the blessing and favor of someone, specifically that of a potential father-in-law. Marriage is a commitment that is too big and too important not to have the approval of the young womans father. In a skit posted on YouTube, Tim is a gentleman who hopes to win the approval and blessing of his fiances father, played by Harvey Korman. Carol Burnett (Tims fiance in the sketch) wants everything to go well, of course. Before meeting with Carols father, Tim reveals a monkey bit him at the vet. He received a shot, and everything should be ok, but there still may be side effects. And there are some major side effects! Soon after Carols father arrives, Tim exhibits odd but familiar sounds and movements. He starts acting like a monkey. While Harvey asks Tim a series of straightforward and important questions, Tim begins shouting and bounding around the apartment like a monkey. Somehow, neither Harvey nor Tim breaks character in the skit. However, there is a moment when Harvey gets a massive smirk on his face, but he does not burst out laughing as he does in so many other skits with Tim. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Tim Conway and Harvey Kormans friendly lunch quickly became a hilarious disaster in this classic skit. This hysterical sketch from The Carol Burnett Show further proves that it is one of the best shows in television history. Check out this uproarious, laugh-out-loud skit. You will find yourself laughing from beginning to end. While its best to remove feelings and emotions from business transactions and dealings, that is not always possible. Human beings have feelings and emotions, and so when another party rejects their business offer, they often feel like theyve been denied. Business can become very personal, and hurt, anger and resentment can spring up as a result. In a hysterical clip featuring Tim and Harvey, thats precisely what happens. A nice, friendly business lunch gets personal and awkward very quickly. Instead of a meal between business associates, the lunch better resembles a dramatic, contentious scene more likely to be found on a soap opera. Despite the thick, palpable tension, Tim and Harvey keep everyone and even themselves laughing throughout the skit. There are a handful of instances when Tim nearly breaks character and bursts into laughter. While Tim gets close several times, he never breaks and somehow manages to keep it together. In the skit, Tim and Harvey enter the restaurant for lunch and are quickly seated. The audience soon learns that Tim and Harvey are past business associates. Harvey is an ad executive who previously had Tims account. However, Tim has now moved on to another ad executive. It's plain to see that Harvey is not taking the loss of Tims account well. He knows how long it has been since Tim took his business elsewhere, down to the exact day. But as the two men are having lunch, the skit takes an unexpected turn. The ad executive currently holding Tims business appears, joins their lunch and further adds to the tension and hilarity. Any skit with Tim and Harvey is bound to be a classic, and that is certainly the case here. We'll never know or understand how they both were able to keep from bursting into laughter. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

A comedian serves up a side-splitting song about fast food. Jonnie W.s talent, wit and gift for language and songwriting shine through in this hysterical song parody. As you listen to Jonnies original tune about the fast-food industry, youll find yourself doubled over, laughing out loud. For any comedy to work, it must have some truth and relatability. That rule applies to everything that is supposed to be considered humorous. It doesnt matter if its a sitcom, a movie, a stand-up special or a short comedic clip posted on YouTube; if the audience cant relate to the jokes or the bits somehow, it will simply not work. If not, youre likely to hear crickets instead of people laughing. Fast food is something most people are more than a little familiar with. Drive down the road, and youre bound to see a handful of highly recognizable fast-food joints within a few blocks of one another. Additionally, we are all likely guilty of eating more fast food than wed care to admit. It may taste good, but of course, we know its not exactly the healthiest food option in the world. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jonnie sings a hilarious song about his experience with fast food. The song, Jonnie explains, is written from the perspective of someone behind the counter who watches him as he orders and then eats his meal from several very popular fast-food establishments. Wish that you would try something that is green But its all batter-fried Man, you even fried your cheese Also, to some, the music might sound very familiar. Thats because Jonnies song is a parody of Five for Fightings Superman (Its Not Easy). Sure, we could and should all eat less fast food. It also probably wouldnt hurt to drop a few pounds, either. But just like Jonnies song about the food from places like McDonalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken and Captain Ds, its just so good! Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Carol Burnett hilariously nags her sick husband and a doctor in a classic sketch from The Carol Burnett Show. This is another in a seemingly endless line of hysterical sketches from the beloved program. Once again, this skit will have you doubled over with laughter, causing you to gasp for air between laughs. No one enjoys being under the weather. When sick with the flu, strep throat or even a heavy dose of the common cold, no one feels like doing much. Sleeping for an extended period of time and eating occasionally is about the extent of most peoples activities when sick. Most people respond accordingly when someone is not feeling well. They treat the sick individual more gingerly and offer them assistance in any way possible. Their concern and focus are on the ill person and their well-being, which is entirely understandable. In a hysterical clip on social media, Carol and Harvey Korman play a married couple. Feeling under the weather, Harvey is at home, lying on the couch in the living room. Hes tired, congested, coughing and uses tissues to wipe his nose every so often telltale signs of having gotten a bug of some kind. Unfortunately, Harvey doesnt receive much sympathy or care from Carol, who plays his loud, annoying and brash, in-your-face wife. In fact, she berates and nags him for spreading germs all over the house. If her treatment of her sick husband wasnt enough, Carol treats the doctor who arrives to attend to Harvey in a similar but possibly even worse fashion. She finds ways of turning and making every instance about herself. The doctor, unable to take Carols abhorrent and self-centered behavior for too long, comes up with a hilarious but unexpected solution to Harveys nagging problem. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

One comedian, Nick Harvey, had a hilariously funny take on his young sons overly dramatic moments. Nick expertly incorporated his childs big, over-the-top moments into his act, making for a hysterical and completely relatable few moments and laughs. Check out this uproarious clip that will have you laughing long after you stop watching! Children are demanding little creatures. Whatever they need, whether it be food, sleep or to be changed, they dont just want it when it is convenient for you. No, those youngsters demand that their needs be fulfilled immediately. If not, tears will be shed, and the wailing will be loud enough to be heard down the street. Kiddos use tears and wailing to respond to nearly every situation. Whether they are being corrected for wrong behavior or if they fall and scrape a knee, crying is often their choice response. Parents know this to be entirely true. Nick, the father of a 3-year-old, understands this reality all too well. He shares how his child has taken the crying and wailing to another level. He mentions a couple of instances that help illustrate how his son gives his crying some dramatic flair, even going over the top in some situations. When he gets in trouble, its like, Hey, hey Nicholas, youre not listening, go to your room, Nick said. This is how he goes to his room, Ok, bye, bye, family. Im going to miss you. Later in the clip, Nick mentions how his son responded to losing his oatmeal and having it fall on the floor. Nick then does a hilarious impression of his 3-year-old crying loudly while saying, Oatmeal, through breaths and sniffles. He was crying like he and oatmeal had served in Vietnam together, and oatmeal had stepped on a landmine, he said. At first, I was trying not to laugh, but he got so emotional, I got emotional, too, he said. I took my hat off, like, R.I.P. oatmeal. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Legendary comedian Harvey Korman hilariously went from being a crime victim to a criminal himself in a surprisingly short time. Harvey thought he was a victim of a crime, but he was sadly and hysterically mistaken. Be sure to check out this uproarious, laugh-out-loud clip. Sadly, crime is still very prevalent in our society. Every day, more and more crimes are perpetrated against innocent people. It really does not matter what policies or procedures are put in place; crime will never be 100% wiped out or eradicated. Crime will be present in one form or another as long as people inhabit the Earth. However, even though humans will always have to deal with crime, laws exist to assist those who become victims of crimes, whatever they may be. There are also laws to punish offenders. Of course, police officers are the people entrusted with solving and locating people who have committed crimes and work to ensure justice is carried out and restored. In a hilarious clip from The Carol Burnett Show, Harvey rushes home to inform his wife and sister-in-law that he was the recent victim of a mugging. He was pushed into a dark, poorly lit corner where his wallet was then taken from him. Harvey attempted to take back his wallet from the criminal, but his efforts fell short. The criminal, unfortunately, was able to get away with his wallet. However, things are not quite as they seem. Later in the clip, a police officer arrives to get Harveys statement and to hear what exactly happened to him. During the police officers visit, Harvey makes a startling discovery: he wasnt the victim at all. As more details emerge about the situation, Harvey and Carol Burnett, who plays his wife in the skit, quickly learn that he was actually the criminal. This clip is an absolute riot, with a twist that likely no one watching it saw coming! Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

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There are zero deductions but maximum laughs in this classic and hilarious Carol Burnett and Harvey Korman skit about taxes. These two comedic legends keep the laughs going as they play off one another. This sketch will have you belly laughing from beginning to end. Christmas is, without question, the most enjoyable period of the year. That is not a controversial statement in the slightest. Its full of friends, family, gifts and delectable food. What could be better than that? Seriously, no other season can compete with the Christmas season. However, while Christmas is beloved by many, other seasons arent so much. For instance, tax season will likely rank very low for most individuals. There is simply nothing fun or even remotely enjoyable about giving Uncle Sam a healthy portion of hard-earned money. But regardless, its something that has to be done. Paying taxes is an obligation that could put people on edge and cause them to become angry and upset much quicker than usual. That is what happens in a hysterical sketch from The Carol Burnett Show featuring Carol and Harvey. In the skit, Carol and Harvey play a married couple, and both understand that its that special, stress-inducing time of year: tax season. Harvey is diligently working to square away his and Carols taxes for the year. Carol and her younger sister, played by Vicki Lawrence, understand that Harvey needs peace and quiet. However, as the hilarious clip makes clear, understanding and actually doing something are two very different things. Carol and her little sister are constantly doing something noisily that quickly gets on the nerves of a very stressed and worried Harvey. Both Harvey and Carol end up shouting at one another. Eventually, Harvey is able to find some solitude while completing his taxes, as a blanket is thrown on top of him, shielding him from the distractions of the outside world. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

This Tim Hawkins bit on dealing with and handling know-it-alls is absolute comedic gold. Tim again shows that he is one of the best comedians around, always providing fresh and funny material. Be sure to check out this clip. Youre sure to laugh the entire time when you do. Throughout life, you will encounter many people. They will be neighbors, coworkers, classmates, teammates, friends, family members and even strangers at the store and post office. You will become incredibly familiar with and form a relationship with some of them. With others, the interaction may only be a few moments. Also, we will not get along with everyone we meet in life. That could happen for a variety of reasons. They may have different hobbies or interests or something like that. We wont be best buddies with everyone, especially if they are the dreaded know-it-all. Nobody likes that person. In a hilarious clip posted on Instagram, Tim gives his audience a surefire way to identify know-it-alls in life. He then imagines a scenario, a conversation in which one person is a know-it-all. Finally, he has a unique and potentially harmful way of handling someone who gets on most people's nerves. Do you guys have know-it-alls in your life? People who think they know it all, Tim said. If you dont know somebody like that, youre probably the one, so stop doing that. Newsflash: nobody likes you. You dont know everything. He then goes through a hypothetical fruit argument with a know-it-all. The know-it-all in Tims made-up scenario believes that avocado is a fruit. Tim is firm that it is not included in the fruit category, nor should it be. If it cant be a Starburst flavor, its not a fruit, he said. He finally adds, If you ever give me a fruit salad with an avocado in it, bees. Just a face full of bees. You deserve a face full of bees if you ever put an avocado in a fruit salad. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

A comedian hilariously shows the differences between raising boys and girls. This clip will have you doubled over with laughter because its hilarious and contains a lot of truth. Parents and grandparents will not want to miss this short, hilarious and very true-to-life clip. Boys and girls are different in many ways. Because of those differences, they have distinct physical, emotional and psychological needs. That is why God set up the family as the perfect and ideal environment to raise children. Fathers can provide their children with things that a mother cannot, and vice versa. One of the big ways differences in males and females are noticed is through their temperament, especially when it comes to preteens and teenagers. Those are likely years that no parent wants to relive. Their reactions to situations and circumstances will likely not be the same. In fact, those reactions are likely to vary widely. One may respond with tears and screaming, while another child wont have much of a reaction at all. In a clip posted on YouTube, Leanne Morgan discussed whether its easy to raise girls or boys. As a parent herself, Leanne is firmly on one side in this discussion. She provides a hilarious personal example to support her belief that boys are much easier to raise than girls. Do you think its easier to raise girls or boys? Leanne asks. And people say boys, and we love our girls, we love our girls. But theyre crazy. She mentions how, when picking up her children from school, her daughters mood can and does change dramatically in seconds. Im sitting in my minivan, alright? she says. Im watching them come out, and they are in a good mood. I saw it. However, that good mood doesnt last. When her daughter enters the van, she becomes rather testy and immediately starts demanding things. Every day, she says something like this, Im starving to death. You dont have a piece of cheese in this car? Your drivings making me car sick. But when it comes to her son, Leanne mentions the difference is like night and day. And then my sweet boy would come out and say something like, You know, theyre building a new Home Depot up on 281. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

A comedians hilarious gym class stories will leave you in stitches. Jonnie W. recalls some of his less-than-stellar but still hysterical experiences in gym class as a child. Some of his laugh-out-loud anecdotes may even remind you of some of your own memories of and experiences in gym class. School can be and often is a very challenging time for most children. Not every subject will click and come naturally for every child. Understanding and grasping the material may take extra time and study to comprehend it fully. This is entirely understandable and makes perfect sense. God makes individuals, not replicas; no two people are 100% alike. Not only can school be burdensome and a hardship because of the classes and schoolwork, but many kids also experience awkward phases while growing up. Children are constantly growing, often at different rates, so some physically cannot do the same things as others. This can make gym class a nightmare for children who have yet to hit a growth spurt. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jonnie W. remembers gym class in middle school. He did not have the best time. However, he has used those embarrassing memories for good by incorporating them into his stand-up act. This is a clip that you will not want to miss. It will have you doubled over in laughter. I remember middle school was no good, he said. I was a little chubby kid; I had asthma, you know? I liked the asthma, though. It got me out of gym class. But then, when he reached high school, specifically ninth grade, things changed. Asthma did not get him out of participating in gym class. He remembers running in class, doing something called suicides. He made me run whats called suicides. You guys know what that is? he asked. Its like a horrifying series of wind sprints suicides. I dont know who named that, but let me tell you something: if you make a little fat kid run back and forth until he dies, that is homicide. That is not, they will prosecute you, Im almost positive. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.