Dennis Regan

Why Buying Shoes Makes No Sense

Ever notice how buying a simple pair of shoes turns into a full production? In this clean stand-up bit, the comic takes on airport shoe shines, confusing semiannual sales, disappearing shoe sizes, and the mysterious back room at Foot Locker that apparently requires a forklift and a packed lunch. He pokes fun at store layouts, sizing logic, reversible belts, sagging pants, and the strange math behind clothing labels. Its everyday shopping frustration turned into sharp, relatable comedy no profanity, no politics, just smart observations about things weve all experienced.

Dennis Regan on Shopper Clubs, Starbucks, and the Name “Glarbsttentenford”

Comedian Dennis Regan pokes fun at store loyalty clubs, shouting phone numbers at the grocery checkout, and Starbucks asking for your name. He even invents the impossible-to-spell Glarbsttentenford to keep things interesting.

Giving Out Your Real (Fake) Name

What do you do when they ask for your name at stores?

Everyday Absurdities – IQ Games, Wedding Forks First-Class Problems

Clean stand-up on lifes little odditiesquarter-eating IQ machines, Jeopardy consolation prizes, butter aisle confusion, walking shoes, police sketch lips, and gifting a single wedding fork. Plus, news anchors who only roll the R in Nicaragua, background newsroom shenanigans, wrong-number calls, plane vents and first-class envy, three-way light bulbs in the fridge, PBJ in one jar, health-club traps, gallon-size sodas, popcorn rat boy, drive-thru mishaps, and McDonalds report-card rewards. Fast-paced, relatable, and family-friendly from start to finish.