Comedians

A comedian served up a hilarious guide to friend chicken. The funnyman Matt Mitchell knows the South, all things southern, including fried chicken, and is here to help. Watch the short but hysterical clip to learn what is and isnt considered fried chicken in the southern part of the United States. Today, reaching a consensus or agreement on any subject, big or small, is essentially impossible. People are incredibly divided on nearly every subject and topic. Someone could point out and say that the sky is blue a universally agreed-upon fact and then youd likely encounter an individual who would swear the sky is red. Often, it feels like many people enjoy being disagreeable, like being contrarian brings them some kind of joy. No matter how divided we may be as a nation, one thing, one activity, is universally loved by all Americans: eating. Youd be hard-pressed to find an American who will pass up a free meal. Food brings us together; many relationships begin with breaking bread with someone. Thats why first dates often involve going out to dinner. However, as much as Americans love food and consuming it, there is some confusion about fried chicken and what does and does not pass for fried chicken. Some people say this is fried chicken, while others may say that this is fried chicken. Thankfully, Matt, a southerner, is here to clear everything up for us and finally say what chicken is, once and for all. Chicken fingers aint fried chicken, Matt begins his lecture on the dish beloved by many. Yes, it is chicken, that is fried, he adds. But the name fried chicken in the South is reserved exclusively for fried chicken thats still got the bone in it. Ok, if you invite a southerner over to your house right now and tell them you got fried chicken, and we show up and we see a bag of Chick-fil-A, were still going to eat it. But just know we were expecting something like Popeyes. He ends the video with hilarious advice to remember and consider when it comes to fried chicken. If it confuses you, just remember: If that thing aint got a built-in grip, then buddy, youre eating a chicken strip. 1 Corinthians 10:31 So then, if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.

John Crist's borrowed car skit is pure comedy gold. The popular funnyman will, once again, have you laughing from beginning to end with his take on this common, everyday occurrence. Watch the short, but hysterical clip to see what John does before allowing his significant other to borrow his car. After those two people stand at the altar and exchange vows before their family, friends and God, they are no longer two, but one, as the Bible states. There is no longer mine and yours because those words are essentially erased from the vocabulary. Instead, ours describes everything from that point forward. That's how it's intended to work, anyway. Areas where one spouse feels sole ownership, choosing to keep something to themselves, are fertile ground for heated arguments and disagreements in the future, and no one wants that! For instance, when one person believes a car owned and paid for by both partners is theirs, it will not end well. One person will inevitably get upset or feel slighted in one way or another. Regardless, this exact scenario plays out in marriages all the time. It typically ends with one making snide, cutting comments about the other's lack of attention to detail or their driving ability. In a clip posted on YouTube, John's significant other asks if they can borrow his car. His words indicate that he's completely open to the idea of giving his spouse the keys to his vehicle, but his actions say something completely different. After wholeheartedly and enthusiastically agreeing to his wife's request, John instantly becomes a car rental employee. Much like when renting a vehicle from Hertz or Enterprise, John makes her aware of the vehicle's condition before she assumes control of it. He also manages to fit in a remark about her tendency to return his car with an empty gas tank. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Two couples go all-in on guessing games in a hilarious Carol Burnett Show skit. They continued playing their game even when it quite literally became a matter of life and death. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how far the two couples were willing to go with their guessing game. Many people want to believe they have all the answers to every situation. Unfortunately, we all know someone like this. Ironically enough, as they attempt to demonstrate how wise and intelligent they are, they very often display how little they actually know. As the popular old saying goes, it's better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt, right? The fact is that none of us has all the answers. So, we have to rely on other means for information, which may even include guessing here and there. Who doesnt love a good guessing game? In a clip posted on YouTube, Carol Burnett, Vicki Lawrence and Tim Conway all participated in a long, drawn-out guessing game. They all continued playing the game even when someones life was on the line. The hysterical clip begins when a character enters a restaurant and quickly reveals that hes in over his head with a bookie. Hes made a bet, lost and cannot pay back his debt. He fears that his life is in immediate danger, but instead of running for shelter, he tries to enjoy a nice dinner with his wife and their friends, another couple. Throughout the skit, he tries to inform his wife, played by Carol, about the potential danger he is in, but fails every time. Instead, everyone is much more concerned with playing a guessing game, utterly oblivious to the life-threatening situations one of their friends has found himself in. They continue playing their game even when things get rather grim for their dinner partner. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Carol Burnett turned the tables on her kidnappers in a laugh-out-loud skit. The two criminals had no idea what was about to happen to them in this hilariously funny, classic sketch from The Carol Burnett Show. Watch this short but hysterical clip to see what Carol did that had the two kidnappers quickly regretting their move. A big, important part of comedy is figuring out and anticipating an audience's expectations when it comes to a joke, a movie, a television show or even a sketch. Then, once those expectations have been correctly determined, the comedians defy those expectations, going in a completely different direction than what was predicted. The best, most successful comedians and writers do this often and in some really clever ways. This move of defying an audience's expectations is seen in many different places in entertainment, including The Carol Burnett Show. There are dozens of sketches from the iconic, beloved television program that had everyone thinking it was going one direction when it went an entirely different way to great comedic effect. A clip posted on YouTube captures one of those instances in which the show turned the tables on the audience. In the sketch, two criminals, one of whom is played by Harvey Korman, have kidnapped a young woman, a Girl Scout, who Carol plays. Of course, the two men are hoping to hold the young woman for ransom, wishing that their nefarious kidnapping scheme will result in several thousand dollars. However, things don't go according to plan, as everything starts to fall apart relatively early. For starters, Harvey, playing a dimwitted criminal, forgets to even bring his victim into the apartment at first. Then, neither of them anticipated their victim's annoying and bothersome nature. She wears the two criminals down with her off-putting personality and voice, so much so that they would rather jump through a window than spend another second with her. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian has released his 10 Commandments of Walmart, which will have you laughing out loud. Matt Mitchell has compiled a list of the most important things to know and follow when visiting the popular retailer. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Matts 10 Commandments of Walmart. In life, we all have to do things we do not like. Its simply a fact, and an accepted part of this journey we call life. Children are allowed to protest, scream, throw a fit and yell about how much they dont want to do this or that. People will accept and even understand when a toddler throws a fit because they dont want to do something; that same tolerance level will not and should not be extended when youre an adult. Regardless, there are still things we absolutely hate doing. Undoubtedly, shopping is one of the worst activities humans regularly engage in. There is no other way to describe it than mind-numbingly awful, and thats being gentle. Now, the situation becomes exponentially worse when the destination is Walmart. A clip posted on YouTube mentions the most important rules to follow during your next Walmart trip. The first commandment Matt mentions concerns a symbol, and many people seem to have forgotten what it means. An arrow shouldnt need to be explained, but if youve been out to Walmart recently, you know it certainly does. People will go any direction they please. Next, Matt mentions the one that gets on my nerves the most. Commandment No. 2, according to Matt, concerns returning your shopping cart. Again, why and how is this so difficult? You use something and you put it back. That doesnt seem like a tricky concept to grasp. Yet, that is one thing Walmart shoppers seem to have difficulty understanding. His other commandments involve blocking the aisles, the proper use of the self-checkout and individuals taking advantage of Walmarts return policy. If we could all follow these policies while shopping at Walmart and everywhere else, visiting retailers would be a much more pleasant experience for everyone. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

John Crist, while playing a megachurch pastor, has dreamed up a wild new revenue stream for his church. The funnyman announced his hilariously odd plan to bring even more money to his massive church. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear John Crists megachurch pastor character talk about how he plans to enrich his church even more. Comedy and comedians are necessary. Yes, they allow us to turn our brains off and escape our stresses and worries for a few hours. But there is more to it than just being purely for entertainment. Comedy and stand-up comedians point out the oddities and absurdities in life that we might often overlook. The best jokes work because they have an element of truth, no matter how absurd or outlandish. Jokes grounded in even a tiny bit of reality are much better than those without any connection to our world and reality. In a clip posted on YouTube, John, as a megachurch pastor, announces that he has come up with a revolutionary new way of making his church even wealthier. Not only that, but his latest plan will make taking church attendance much easier. In a hilarious skit that closely resembles a television news segment, John, as the pastor of Cornerstone Christian, says that his church will now begin selling personal seat licenses. He indicates that the move was necessary to pay for the updates to the churchs new sanctuary. Obviously, with the renovations to this new sanctuary coming this fall, it costs money, he said. And I think this is really a great way to have an influx of cash into the congregation here. A lot of parents are stressed on Sunday morning, trying to make it to church. Are we going to have, you know, a seat on time? Is there going to be room for us? I think with a personal seat license, obviously, this is an affluent area of town. So, we thought, you know, as a church, why not take advantage of that revenue stream? While John is poking fun at megachurches, you and I both know that some churches have probably seriously considered a similar idea. Mark 11:17 And he taught, saying to them, Is it not written, my house shall be called of all nations the house of prayer? But you have made it a den of thieves.

A husbands impression of his wife during back-to-school season is comedy gold. He does his best imitation of his better half as she shops for school supplies and clothes for their children. Watch this short but hysterical clip that will have you laughing from beginning to end. The back-to-school season is a busy time for every parent. Every mom and dad wants the best for their children and to do everything they can to help them succeed. There is so much hope, promise and opportunity as children prepare to return to school for another year of learning. What parent doesnt want to see their child experience success and do the best they can? Youd be a bad parent if you didnt want this for your child. However, while the back-to-school season is essential and preparation is crucial, its also a good idea to remember to slow down and breathe. In a clip posted on YouTube, a husband, while imitating his wife, frantically prepares for the new school year. The husband, as his wife, moves from one thing to another, often changing thoughts and subjects within the same sentence. The clip begins with the man in the middle of a very empty aisle of school supplies, grabbing pencils and crayons and desperately asking their children, who are supposedly just off-screen, if he can buy these for them. This same process happens with several items. Of course, its the mother just trying to be helpful, but the children do not always appreciate her help. Next, the man, again, imitating his wife, moves into back-to-school clothes. He picks up several pieces of clothing and mentions why their children need this and that item. Sadly, the mothers help is once again rejected. While imitating your better half may not always be the best move and appreciated, his wife is heard laughing from behind the camera throughout the clip. I think its safe to say she approves of her husbands exaggerated imitation of her. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian has suggested it might be time to rethink some everyday sayings. Funnyman Mike Goodwin hilariously and correctly stated that there are some things a lot of people regularly say that should give us pause and reason for concern. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Mike discuss some often-heard but truly odd sayings. Change is one of the constants we can count on in life. It happens every day, all around us. Language is one of those things that changes and evolves over time. The words and phrases that we use in common everyday conversation with one another shift and transform. When was the last time you heard someone say groovy or state how something is far out? Also, remember a few years ago when absolutely everything was annoyingly described as epic? Thankfully, for the most part, epic seems to have been dropped from most peoples vocabularies. However, other parts of our speech and language stay the same regardless of how much time has passed. Adages, old-timey phrases and clich sayings have managed to stand the test of time, even though it might be better if they disappeared. In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike mentions some of these strange sayings that people say without even thinking about how weird they are. Planned a surprise birthday party for my aunt, and my cousin used this expression I thought was a little odd, he said. She said, I hope yall dont let the cat out the bag. Thats a strange expression to me because if I saw someone holding a bag full of cats, the first thing I would think to say is, Hey, man, you need to let those cats out the bag. Later in the clip, Mike hilariously points out how many of our weird, commonly used phrases involve cats, and what will be done to or with cats. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Nate Bargatzes hilarious take on social media is 100 percent correct. The popular funnyman mentioned the problems with social media while using plenty of humor and pinpoint accuracy. Watch the short but hilarious clip in which Nate talks about the issues often associated with and brought about by social media. Social media is here to stay, as it doesnt appear to be going away anytime soon. Its popularity only continues to grow, with people constantly swiping through their feeds to see the latest and greatest post. Platforms like Facebook, Instagram, TikTok and X (formerly Twitter) are extremely popular, with each of those sites garnering hundreds of millions of active users. While millions use those popular platforms daily, they do have some definite issues. Most of the problems are not with those sites themselves but with how a lot of people have chosen to use them. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate accurately and hysterically points to the issues associated with social media. Nate begins by saying that he had recently removed all social media from his phone, calling it an excellent decision because he noticed how were all staring down at our phones swiping all the time. Then he mentions how people use social media, specifically Facebook, to create an inaccurate, slanted representation of their lives. Facebook, just too much, he said. Its either everybodys best or worst days of their lives, you know? Like, either Im getting married, or my house is on fire. No ones like, Todays normal. Nothing happened. I have no strong opinions about anything. Later, in the video, Nate points out how his lack of social media activity led to a disagreement with his wife. She was upset that he didnt like something she posted on Facebook, and Nate had the most hilarious response. Wed all be better off putting the phone down and avoiding social media more regularly and consistently. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Tim Conway and Jonathan Winters score big laughs in a football sketch. The two comedic legends will have you laughing hysterically, from beginning to end, as they portray a football coach and a player. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see these two flex their comedic muscles in this classic skit. When it comes to football, people can and often do get overly involved and invested. Some may even call it an obsession. I mean, some people will willingly paint their bodies to match their favorite teams color scheme. How crazy is that? After all, fan is derived from the word fanatic. Those watching from the sidelines and the stands will even live vicariously through those on the field. When their favorite team wins, they win, but when they fall short and go home with a loss, they feel as if theyve lost too. They get emotionally invested and may even take a loss hard, letting it ruin their entire day, for some odd reason. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim and Jonathan show that coaches and players take the game seriously as well, or they at least try. As the coach, Tim is all over Jonathan, his aging, star quarterback, from the moment they set foot into the locker room. Tim begins by attacking Jonathans football ability and intellect. He states that Jonathan is the dumbest quarterback weve ever had here. He wants to know if his quarterback is even aware of the type of defense the other team is playing, and whether he has run the same play nearly 40 times. Tim has a long and seemingly endless list of criticisms for Jonathan. However, Jonathan shoots right back at every one of them, giving him an answer. It may not be the right or even a good reply, but he gives one, nonetheless. Throughout the skit, Jonathan has Tim laughing. Tim does his best to conceal his laughter, but there are four or five times when its clear that hes laughing at something either Jonathan said or did. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Tim Conways jockey skit with Bing Crosby is comedy perfection. The two entertainment legends joined forces, bringing their immeasurable talents together, making for a good time and many laughs. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see and listen to Tim Conway and Bing Crosby discuss horse racing and being a jockey. People, especially Americans, love sports and all things competitive. Put anything where two teams or two individuals compete against one another, and whatever that is will soon develop a rabid, dedicated fanbase. Look at how people act when it comes to nearly every sport. Some will literally cover themselves in paint, matching their beloved teams colors. Knowing how obsessed people can and do get with sports, it should be no surprise that that enthusiasm does not wane much whenever an animal is involved. The Kentucky Derby, arguably the world's most famous horse race, has developed into quite an event, a spectacle really. People dress to the nines to watch horses run around a track a race that lasts several minutes, at most. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim Conway plays jockey Dag Herford, one of the people who ride the horses. In the skit, Dag is interviewed about his experience as a jockey by the legendary singer and actor, Bing Crosby. Unfortunately for Dag, its soon revealed that hes not the cream of the crop when it comes to jockeys. He has an unconventional approach and take on being a jockey, which has not translated into much success. He has started 1,400 races but only finished 11 of them. While the entire clip is a laugh riot, without a doubt, the best part of the skit comes at the very end. Bing makes a joke about Dags lack of success as a jockey. Dag quickly shoots back, You dont sing so good. Tim and Bing go back and forth at one another in this hilarious clip. How neither of them broke down into laughter is beyond me. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian broke down how kids today have it much easier. Mike Goodwin hilariously explained how life today for children differs greatly from when he was growing up. Watch the short but hysterical clip as Mike, with spot-on accuracy, mentions how kids today have everything much easier. Everyone believes things were much more difficult for them growing up than things are today. People make that statement so frequently that it has become a clich. Whenever someone starts a sentence with the phrase, Back in my day, you know what is coming. It will be a tale about how life was much tougher in the 60s, 70s, 80s and 90s. In some instances, those people are correct. But more often than not, it's just the person complaining about today's youth. They don't provide any examples, but go on to state how horrible and spoiled they believe children to be today. In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike uses this commonly used idea and phrase in his stand-up routine and provides some hilarious examples to support his conclusion. Mike says that his children travel better than he did as a kid. They stay in hotels and have their own beds. Mike wasn't as lucky. I ain't stay in no hotel when I was a kid, he said. We stayed at a relative's house, and I slept in the bed with four other little kids. And I would pray every night, 'Please Lord, do let nobody wet this bed.' Oh, but that prayer would fall on deaf ears every time. Later in the clip, Mike added how technology has made searching for information a lot easier for children today. When he was growing up, he didn't have that luxury. When unsure how to spell a popular animal, he searched the dictionary, but his hunt for the spelling of this particular word hilariously did not work out. I could remember not knowing how to spell the word, and I would ask my mother how to spell a word, he said. You know what my mother would tell me? 'Look it up in the dictionary.' I was like, 'Momma, I don't know how to spell the word.' Y'all, I spent four weeks in the Ls looking for elephant. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedians hilarious take on this overused phrase is comedy gold. John Crist mentions how tired he is of hearing people say this phrase, which originates in the New Testament. Watch the short but hysterical clip to learn what the phrase is and why he believes its overuse has become a problem. Our world is constantly changing in nearly every area imaginable, one of which is how we speak and write. Language is an ever-changing and evolving thing. What people commonly said in the 1970s is not often heard today, and if you say something like groovy or far out, youll get more than a few puzzled looks. However, while language is perpetually changing, people tend to latch on to new words and phrases and never let them go. For instance, a few years back, the word epic was, for some reason, popular amongst everyone. Everything was epic; this and that were epic everywhere you turned, there was a whole lot of epic. It got old very fast. In a clip posted on YouTube, John mentions a phrase that people have started to overuse to express their anger: Jesus flipped tables. Essentially, people will say this to make their anger and rage at the smallest, most insignificant things seem righteous, as if they have the right to be angry about this or that thing. It has become a little much, and John hilariously explains that hes tired of hearing people say it. People in 2025 are getting a little too confident in the Jesus flipped tables phrase, he said. Now, its just used, I feel like, to like justify peoples anger management issues. Later in the clip, John adds that the people who are saying that phrase and those who also said another popular phrase a few years back, Jesus drank wine, look remarkably similar. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

John Crist hilariously nailed the clichs in Every Christian Music Video. The popular funnyman, with a ton of wit and even more humor, pointed out everything the scenes, camera movements and even the types of actors found in almost every Christian music video. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see John, with spot-on accuracy, mention and poke fun at all the clichs included in music videos from Christian music artists. Stand-up comedy may not be everyones cup of tea. Everyone has their likes, dislikes, tastes and preferences. But comedians are valuable, much-needed members of society. Those men and women often point out absurdities in everyday life while using humor and comedic timing. Frequently, their hilarious observations come from situations or things weve encountered but have never stopped to think about and consider. Comedy also allows us to make fun of ourselves. No one wants to be around someone who takes themselves too seriously and cant take a joke, and thats precisely what John did in a video posted on social media. John, who is a Christian, in the official music video for his song Every Christian Music Video, mentioned all the clichs youre likely to see in, well, Christian music videos, and hes 100 percent spot-on! While singing, John points out how many Christian music videos choose to shoot the opening scenes, which often include a husband and wife fighting, in black and white. He then proceeds to sing what each does after their blowup she stares at a picture of the family, while the husband gazes outside at a dark, stormy scene. Johns lyrics are absolutely hilarious! Nobody knows what the fights about today But it must be something serious Theres lots of bills to pay Johns song and video will have you doubled over with laughter because of how hysterically accurate his assessments are about nearly everything in Christian music videos and songs today. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Nate Bargatze hilariously breaks down the chaos that comes with owning two dogs. The popular funnyman completely understands that having more than one dog in a household comes with some unique challenges. Watch the short but hysterical clip in which Nate shares how much life would change and the utter madness that would follow if a family had two dogs in the household. At this point, is there anyone who does not love and adore animals? They are cute, furry and make for some of the best friends youll ever have. They are some of the best creatures on Earth. What is not to love about them? Perhaps their unyielding loyalty and loving nature are too much to take at times? While animals are great, they could become a point of contention in a marriage. If one person is a big animal lover while the other is not too keen on them, that could and likely will lead to problems and arguments. Hopefully, they dont get too heated. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate shares how the topic of the number of animals in the house led to a disagreement between him and his wife. Having one dog already, Nate was hoping to add another canine to the household. However, his better half was against the idea of bringing in another dog. She seemed to be perfectly content with just the one canine. Nate demonstrated how insane it would be to add another dog to their house and the craziness that would follow if that were to happen. His comments might be just a tad sarcastic. My wife does not want another dog because its a lot, he said. Its a lot to have two dogs cause you got to open the back door and let two dogs out. Then you shut it, and now, now theyre out there. Youre inside, not dealing with it. But then they want to come back in, and youre, like, Got to go let all these dogs back in! Before the clip ends, Nate admits that hes not much help when caring for the dog he and his family already have. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Tim Conways on-air announcement quickly spirals into comedic chaos. The comedy legend once again demonstrated why he is often considered one of the funniest people ever to have graced the television screen in a skit from The Carol Burnett Show. Watch the short but gut-bustlingly funny clip to see Tim address the public with faulty equipment. Were all likely more than familiar with Murphys Law. Its the belief that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Of course, thats a very pessimistic outlook, and no way to go through life, but weve all felt that way at one time or another. We may have been right, or we could have just had a negative attitude and were actively looking for anything wrong to confirm our preconceived notions. Whether youre a pessimist or an optimist, not everything in life will go your way (big surprise, I know!). Sometimes, we have to make the best of a bad situation, even if the present circumstances are downright awful. In a clip posted on YouTube, making the best of a bad situation is precisely what Tim did while playing a companys president attempting to make a televised announcement. With Tim sitting at his desk, things get off on the right foot, at least momentarily. Seconds into his address, we can only hear about every third word out of his mouth. The microphone is failing at the worst possible time. But have no fear - someone stepped in to lend a helping hand. All should be fixed, right? Not in the slightest. Things go from bad to worse or funny to hysterical. The person assisting with Tims faulty equipment problem somehow only makes things much worse. At one point, the man manages to staple Tims hand to his chest, resulting in a pained reaction from Tim. It is truly amazing how Tim got through that skit without breaking character. He didnt even smile once, but with all of that going on, he soldiered on, as if it wasnt happening at all. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.